I just realized that Lord of the Rings is a waste of time. It has no point, no meaning, and no worth. I've got better things to do with my energy. Like watching North and South. Now there's a movie with real value! It doesn't have characters which make you shudder. No fancy prancing blond elves for me! You know, this discovery could very well be life-changing. I do believe I will be much better off now that I'm getting rid of every LotR themed item I have in my house. It might take me awhile to detox, but I'm ready to change my life, and turn it around. Does anyone else want to join me in this LotR rehab program? I need encouragement to press on with my convictions! Forward! No more shall I look at my BFF with that smug little smirk when anything even slightly resembles a LotR quote...no more! And I shall soon press upon her my own convictions.
I am quite disgusted with myself. Thinking that at one time I tolerated the flowing locks of blond hair, and the appalling acrobatics of that elven showoff! To think that at one time my heart was touched with the story of Sam and Frodo. Really? Hobbits? Gandalf must have been most wicked to send poor little hobbits off alone to their deaths! And Arwen! Some have told me before that she look retarded...At the time I denied it, but now... She is not only retarded, but she was insane! I mean, who in their right mind would give up immortality for love? Think of the message we're giving the young people of this age! No!
I will no longer see any good in even Samwise Gamgee. Surely he must have done everything out of selfish motives! And hidden selfishness is more dangerous than obvious selfishness. I mean, what would come of this world if everyone loved LotR and tried to be more like Sam! It would be disastrous! I would venture to go farther than that...what if people came away from LotR with the message that there is hope no matter how far gone others may think you are. No. I am sure LotR has destroyed my way of thinking. It has polluted my mind, and caused me to embrace heretical ideas. So I am going to erase all memories of Rings and Hobbits from my mind, no matter how much joy they used to give me. I am resolved.
~Mongoo
I am quite disgusted with myself. Thinking that at one time I tolerated the flowing locks of blond hair, and the appalling acrobatics of that elven showoff! To think that at one time my heart was touched with the story of Sam and Frodo. Really? Hobbits? Gandalf must have been most wicked to send poor little hobbits off alone to their deaths! And Arwen! Some have told me before that she look retarded...At the time I denied it, but now... She is not only retarded, but she was insane! I mean, who in their right mind would give up immortality for love? Think of the message we're giving the young people of this age! No!
I will no longer see any good in even Samwise Gamgee. Surely he must have done everything out of selfish motives! And hidden selfishness is more dangerous than obvious selfishness. I mean, what would come of this world if everyone loved LotR and tried to be more like Sam! It would be disastrous! I would venture to go farther than that...what if people came away from LotR with the message that there is hope no matter how far gone others may think you are. No. I am sure LotR has destroyed my way of thinking. It has polluted my mind, and caused me to embrace heretical ideas. So I am going to erase all memories of Rings and Hobbits from my mind, no matter how much joy they used to give me. I am resolved.
~Mongoo
