Toast Crumbs on the Counter

Little crumbs I hate thee now.
Little crumbs how camest thou here?
From my toast thou fallest like dust
And with thy fall I shed a tear.

I failest not to clean thee up
Thou foul beast from toaster lair,
But my best friend leavest thou
And that, I say, is not fair!

Thou crumb!  Thou thorn in my side!
Thou hast driven me insane!
Crumbling crunch on counter top,
Thou hast so long been my bane!

~Mongoo