Little crumbs I hate thee now.
Little crumbs how camest thou here?
From my toast thou fallest like dust
And with thy fall I shed a tear.
I failest not to clean thee up
Thou foul beast from toaster lair,
But my best friend leavest thou
And that, I say, is not fair!
Thou crumb! Thou thorn in my side!
Thou hast driven me insane!
Crumbling crunch on counter top,
Thou hast so long been my bane!
~Mongoo
Little crumbs how camest thou here?
From my toast thou fallest like dust
And with thy fall I shed a tear.
I failest not to clean thee up
Thou foul beast from toaster lair,
But my best friend leavest thou
And that, I say, is not fair!
Thou crumb! Thou thorn in my side!
Thou hast driven me insane!
Crumbling crunch on counter top,
Thou hast so long been my bane!
~Mongoo
TOAST CRUMBS ARE THE WORST!!! You have a terrible best friend if she leaves crumbs around. Sounds like you need a replacement BFF!!!! I'M TOTALLY AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!
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